I love how Panda's mom get high off MDMA brownies.
My favorite episode besides any of Effy’s.
Matt and myself got our blood pressure checked at...
I got 104/70 He got 102/70 Mine’s gone up thankfully (last time I checked it, it was 97/68 or something close to that) and his has gone down. weeeeeeird
Effy: Pandora, why are we friends? Do you ever wonder?
Pandora: Well that's super easy. You're my friend coz you're the coolest ever. And I'm yours coz I'd totally do anything you say, and none of your boyfriends ever wanna surf me coz I'm useless.
Effy: And that's it?
Pandora: (Smiling) Yeah.
Anonymous asked: i hear u had to get stitches on the weekend?
My dad discovered that he could text on his cell...
I need to give him a crash course on texting etiquette. ‘k’ is not an appropriate reply, when I say ‘call me’ do not text back ‘why?’ or ‘ok’ and not call, and mostly don’t text one word per text.. Just don’t do it.
Whenever the Black Key come on shuffle I get a huge urge to watch Limitless. I guess I know what I’m doing when I get home.
I really want an extra cheesy pizza right now
But I have no appetite at all and I don’t think it’s coming back anytime soon. Waah I just want to eat foods.
I went and got two new prescriptions filled and turns out I can’t even take my new anti depressant cause you shouldn’t take this one if you have a history of seizures/convulsions. But I had the same issue with my last one. What has my life come to! I just want to go to the beach and tan and drink slushies and not care about work or money or sanity or anything. So glad tomorrow is...
Anonymous asked: If you could be any animal what would it be?